Jokes babies plan to tell… after they’re born.
- Knock Knock. Who’s there? Adjust. Adjust who? Ha Ha Ha, Adjust told my first joke!
- What did Baby Corn say to Mommy Corn? – Where’s Pop Corn?
- Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? Well, they can’t dress themselves!
- What is a baby’s favorite constellation? – The big diaper!
- Knock Knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it only a joke!
- Knock Knock. Who’s there? Dish. Dish who? Mama, dish idd you baby!
- Knock Knock. Who’s there? Spit-up. Spit-up who? No, seriously, I just spit-up on you.
- Knock Knock. Who’s there? Fetus. Fetus who? Ha ha! Everyone does know an unborn baby is a person!
- Knock Knock. Who’s there? Ice-cream. Ice-cream who? No, I scream poo! It’s time to change my diaper! (Imagine a baby giggling right now.)
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