Jokes babies plan to tell…                             after they’re born.

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  • Knock Knock. Who’s there? Adjust. Adjust who? Ha Ha Ha, Adjust told my first joke!
  • What did Baby Corn say to Mommy Corn? – Where’s Pop Corn?
  • Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? Well, they can’t dress themselves!
  • What is a baby’s favorite constellation? – The big diaper!
  • Knock Knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it only a joke!
  • Knock Knock. Who’s there? Dish. Dish who? Mama, dish idd you baby!
  • Knock Knock. Who’s there? Spit-up. Spit-up who? No, seriously, I just spit-up on you.
  • Knock Knock. Who’s there? Fetus. Fetus who? Ha ha! Everyone does know an unborn baby is a person!
  • Knock Knock. Who’s there? Ice-cream. Ice-cream who? No, I scream poo! It’s time to change my diaper! (Imagine a baby giggling right now.)